Mad Libs part deux – Crazy Ravenclaw homework!

I have to tell you about the fair isle time I had in Diagon Alley last weekend! My friend Bevin and I decided that we really needed some new stitch marker and had to get over to Diagon Alley immediately.Bevin put on her lace socks because it was small and did not want to get a cold. I grabbed my cellphone and we headed to the trains. While waiting for our train to Diagon Alley, we chatted with Lizzie Wychwood and Cass G-P who were planning to visit Gringott’s. Cass G-P did not want to go alone because she was collecting a Dentist and that was very curly and brought Lizzie Wychwood along for their excellence in protecting spells. The train arrived and off we went. Our seats were very comfortable and the train sped along towards Diagon Alley and we were there in a flash! Before heading to the Yrsa’s Yarn Shoppe, we went into a Dog that sells the dark sushi!!!! As we neared the 11, we noticed quite a lot of commotion! The Dog owner had set the sushi-making machine and it had gotten stuck! sushi (s) were howling everywhere! I ducked as a cream-filled sushi came howling right at me and it frogged into Professor Snape‘s lacey underwear just as they walked through the door! A hazelnut sushi did a nose dive and splattered all over the ceiling most elaborately! We made it out of the store just as a sushi frog and a kettle of Bertie Bott’s every flavor beans collided in a rainstorm of goo! Since we were still cold, we walked the thirteen blocks over to Florean Fortescue’s Ice Cream Parlor! I decided on a cone with chocolate ice cream and Bevin got the hot fudge sundae with extra whipped cream (vegan of course!)! Yummy! Professor Snape had made their way over here as well after the incident at the Dog shoppe and had chosen a double shot soy Caramel Macchiato float. After that, we passed Gringott’s and headed to Yrsa’s Yarn Shoppe! I tried not to look at the beautiful skeins of silk and bamboo and wool and instead, headed toward the stitch marker while Bevin stopped to sailing the stitch markers. I found a wet stitch marker made out of steel and made my purchase. Bevin kept hedging between the stitch marker she came for and a pattern for sweater. She chose the sweater pattern and we walked the back towards the train station just in time to make the 12:30 train. After sitting down, we noticed Lizzie Wychwood and Cass G-P were on the train as well. Cass G-P looked quite hard ed to have the bit with her. Lizzie Wychwood however did not look hard ed at all. While waiting to go into the vault, a baby goblin waiting in line with his Mommy, had bit on Lizzie Wychwood getting bean burrito all over their clean robes and the smell was just horrendous! Apparently, Lizzie Wychwood ’s protecting spells don’t work well against bean burrito!! We made our way to a less smelly compartment and talked about how we were going explain missing Professor Hagrid ’s lecture on the valuable ways Unicorn s are working with the Department of Mysteries in solving unsolvable castle s!